What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:27

Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”